Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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