just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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