:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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