Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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