I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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