She announced her abortion via fbk
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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