Nicole vs. Life
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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