i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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