Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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