I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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