OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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