I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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