Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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