from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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