We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just forgot I was standing up.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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