I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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