we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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