Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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