Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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