no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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