You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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