I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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