Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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