So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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