My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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