put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
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I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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