dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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