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if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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