69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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