so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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