Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
There's even glitter on my cock...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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