when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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