Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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