you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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