Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
