Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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