I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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