the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Someone came in the potted fern
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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