Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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