why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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