You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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