just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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