Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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