k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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