You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When did angry sex become our thing?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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