party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
