And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There r osticjed everywhere
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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