don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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