oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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