No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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