Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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