Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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