last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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