He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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