It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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