i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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