so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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