may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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