You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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