how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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