We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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