I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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